Heard at the office today...

"Have you lost more weight?"

"No."

"You look different."

"OK."

"Wait. Your hair has grown back in, so while its still spiked, its longer...and you're growing a beard?"

"I haven't decided yet."

"How long has it been since you shaved?"

"Six days."

"Your running out of time to make up your mind. But I think its a good look for you."