I have less than a month until my birthday...

...and I'm taking suggestions on a fitting way to recognize 36 that doesn't involve drunken stupors, or something equally silly. I don't mind the "older" part, and if I keep slimming down, the increasing grey hair will only give me that "distinguished" aura that my grandfather had for so many years. Sure, laugh, but I over heard women on more than one occaision admiring and wondering aloud just how attached he was. As I slim down, I see him more and more every day in the mirror, except that my hair is blond, and his was black. But I digress. Aside from starting the book in earnest, any suggestions?